The Bingo Stories given below are the accounts of a few players who share with us their special bingo experience. Read on to know more!
Bingo after Retirement
A man after retiring from service was wondering, "What next?" He took to slots and poker, but soon became addicted, until he discovered the world of bingo! Although this is apparently a switch from one form of gambling to another, it helped him escape reducing his resources grossly.
One of the advantages the Gambling Bingo Game has is that it is controlled. Here you buy the number of books to comfortably play with. This is about all you need to spend for the session of bingo. In the process, he became so much involved that within a short while he gave up casino. The man also built a website devoted to this game and coupled that with a bingo trilogy.
The lament part of the trilogy is a lament that he cannot win the game, he's losing hope and crawling to the end. The second part is the cheer, and it gives the reader hope in succeeding through to the end – to make it to the jackpot. He sees himself getting nearer to the jackpot with each day of his trial. The triplet ends with a hooray for all bingo fans, who are urged not to fight among themselves, but cheer in each other's winnings (though that's hardest to do!).
Bingo Boring? Says Who
There was a lady whose husband kept wondering what intrigued all bingo nuts to play the game at the local bingo halls. The wife decided to accompany him to the local bingo hall, where they met her regular bingo buddies. She took a seat beside her friend, with their husbands beside their wives. It appeared that her husband was enjoying the game. An hour later, she heard a strange noise at the far end of the table where her husband was seated. He was sound asleep and snoring face down on his bingo cards!!
Others had realized by then and started laughing in hysterics. The lady, with embarrassment but wearing a smile, went over to his place, and as she tapped him, he yelled, "BINGO!" at the top of his lungs. The entire hall broke out into laughter for he didn't have the bingo, and had bright blue dauber dots to the right of his face from sleeping on his cards! During the break, when this lady asked her husband, "Why did you fall asleep?", he replied, "Bingo is quite boring".
Toothy Grin!
A guy and his friends were sitting at their favorite bingo hall on a weekend, as of regular habit, waiting for the authorities to call back a winner. Suddenly, this guy sees something drop on his friend's pack through the corner of his eye. The girl reaches her hand out and grabs it fast. This guy asks her, "Is it what I see it is?" Girl: "Yes!" The fact is, what he saw was her teeth that fell out and got the awfullest look from the girl! You only had to be there to enjoy the spectacle.
Whatever it Takes!
We all believe in lucky charms and have tried them out in our own ways. A lady had moved home and one night she, along with her sister decided to visit the nearest bingo hall for a game. Knowing about the general notion of "newcomers", she decides to move in last so as not to take up any body's "seat". Playing a quickie, her sister, who is unaccustomed to the game, yells, "BINGO!" on getting a straight line. The hall is agape, everyone staring at the sister duo.
It is the height of summer and and very humid. And the next thing to happen is a lady, sitting across from her sister, putting on a heavy fur coat with a necklace made out of turkey wish bones. She is waiting for G53, worth 175.00. While her sister is smirking, the wishbone lady starts chanting, "B7 B7 I will quit smoking if you call my number, I will stay home next week, I will not buy no more scratch offs". All her sister had to do was call out, "I need G53", when the turkey lady touches her sister's cards and says, "Stop the Gs!" The rebuff she gets from her sister is, "I don't think your bird is fully cooked. It is missing a few feathers".
Right then, B7 is called. After that, the lady was not seen; she must have presumed of being robbed of one of her turkey bones!
Buzzword Bingo
Once there was this email circulated about a game called "buzzword bingo" to a bunch of people in an office. Identical to the Online Gambling Bingo game, this one uses buzzwords instead of numbers. Including a bingo board, this one also featured printed copies for a few before a big meeting. Once everyone joined the meeting, one person had put one of his bingo boards under his notepad because he couldn't get rid of it.
With the supervisor joining late, all she could manage was grab his notepad to check if she’d missed anything. This was when she uncovered his bingo board. The man could not help smiling, but his supervisor burst into a loud laugh. The CEO picked up his bingo board, and instead of losing his temper, checked off "leverage" and called out "Bingo". |
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